once upon a time, cow and lion fell in love.
lion loved cow so much, he decided one day to bring home the fattest deer to share with cow. cow knew something was off but she ate the prey and later became very very sick. cow loved lion though. so every time lion brought home a bloody meal, cow would hold back nausea and share in his hunted prize.
cow loved lion so much, she decided to bring lion to a family party. cow said, “try the grass, it’s my favourite.” lion did. he hated it. but he smiled and continued chomping away.
true. the two loved each other.
but through days and days of getting sick from eating meat
and after several parties munching on tasteless grass…
both cow and lion realized that this was never going to work.